Joke of the Week

Date:
November 6, 2001
A guy rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby
to put his name on the group mailbox. While there, an
attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe. He smiles at the young girl and
she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious
that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor guy breaks out
into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and
says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..."
He precedes her into the apartment, and after she closes the
door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall
completely open. She purrs at him, "What would you say is my
best feature?"

The flustered, embarrassed guy stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out "Oh, it's got to be
your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these boobs! They are
full, don't sag, and they're all mine! My butt - it's firm,
doesn't sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no
blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my
ears are the best part of my body?!"

Clearing his throat once again, he stammers - "Outside when
you said you heard someone coming - THAT WAS ME!"

 


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Thanks to Karen Wiese for the Jokes.