January 2000 Jokes -

Week starting January 31, 2000.

Two nuns were painting a room on the fifth floor on a convent.
There was no air conditioning and they could not open the windows.

One nun said to the other "Hey, why don't we take off our clothes
and paint in the nude, no one will know." The other nun hesistantly
said okay. So they stripped down and begun once again painting when
they heard a knock at the door.

Both scared to death said "Who is it?" The response was a blind man.
They both looked at one another and thought what the heck? They opened
the door, the man walked in and said "Nice tits, where do you want these
blinds hung?"

Week starting January 24, 2000.

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a
little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper
he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have
under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell
asleep.
When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the
Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was
lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next
thing I know is I'm here."
Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did
you do to that naked fellow?"
After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing
with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs,
and set its nest on fire."