October 2000 - Jokes
| Date: October 10, 2000 |
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old fellow, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into his coffee and took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate, and then he took a seat at the counter with buddies . . . Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid his bill and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" Shaking her head, she replied, "No . . . not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
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| Date: October 3, 2000 |
A man and his wife go on a vacation to a fishing lodge up north. The man loves to get up at 5:00 a.m. and go out in his boat and do some fishing, while his wife likes to stay in bed and read. About 9:00 a.m. the husband comes back to the lodge to take a nap. His wife decided to get in the boat and go out onto the lake to do her reading. She's sitting there reading when the game warden pulls up along side the boat and asks to see her fishing license. "But officer, I don't have a license because I'm not fishing", says the woman. "Well, you have all the equipment here to fish so I'm going to have to write you a ticket and take you in," the warden tell her. "If you do that, I'll tell them you raped me," the woman says. "RAPE you, I didn't even touch you," the game warden told her. With a smile the woman tell him, "I know, but you do have all the right equipment." |