December 13, 2002
Friday
[16:58.50 pm]
Poster: Ero
A man finds himself horny as hell one night in Saudi Arabia,
so he heads to the local bar in hopes of finding some women.

After about 20 min, and not being able to pick up a single
woman in the bar. He ask the bar tender where he can get some action.

The bar tender replies, "Well, we have a camel tied up around
back if you want to..."

The man interrupts, "I'm not into that, never mind."

Another hour later, the man gets curious and ask the bartender
once again where he can get some action. The bar tender replies,

"There is a camel around back if you want to...."

The man interrupts again, "I think I know what to do!"

So the man goes around back and lifts the camel's tail up and
has his way with the camel. After he is done, he goes back in to
talk to the bar tender.

"Man, that was some of the greatest sex ever!!!"

The bar tender replies, "You fool, you were supposed to
ride the camel to the whore house on the other end of the town!"


December 03, 2002
Tuesday
[20:39.00 pm]
Poster: Ero
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn't
sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass.
The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again. The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy."
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says,"I've never heard of that before.
What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."